11/11/07
After last week’s episode, Lois is back and we learn what happened to her:
She was saved by a merman, but not the type you would think of – this one had a fish for his upper body and human for the lower body, and because he is all man from the waist down, he made an unsuccessful pass at Lois. She had amnesia and ended up working at a fat camp “in charge of keeping the kids from eating themselves.” While working she meets a local townie who turnsd out to be a white supremacist, just as she regains her memory heads back to Quahog.
Back at the courthouse, Lois finishes telling her story and discovers Stewie has disappeared. When the Griffins get back to the house, Stewie’s there waiting for them, and EVERYONE CAN NOW UNDERSTAND HIM! Now that this HUGE development is out of the way, he takes the family captive and in the process ends up killing Cleveland when he inadvertently walks through the front door.
Stewie then takes Brian by gunpoint to the CIA headquarters where Stewie takes over the world’s power grid, forcing the CIA to announce him the President of the World. He passes laws that include “all the world’s milk must come from Hillary Swank’s breasts,” “anyone who sees Peter must throw apples at him,” and “anyone who uses the terms ‘a whole ‘nother,’ ‘irregardless,’ ‘all of a sudden’ must be sent to work camps.” These are Lois’ last straws. She equips herself with weapons from Stewie’s hidden armory. The epic battle ensues and concludes with Stewie about to kill Lois when Peter shows up and shoots Stewie in the head – he’s dead! Or is he – turns out the entire two episodes were “simulations” Stewie ran when Lois and Peter left for the cruise – he wanted to see what it would be like to kill her and based on his “death,” realized he wasn’t ready to actually do it.