9/22/08
Tonight is the premiere of Season 7 with Lance Bass, Toni Braxton, Brooke Burke, Rocco DiSpirito, Maurice Greene, Kim Kardashian, Cloris Leachman, Cody Linley, Susan Lucci, Ted McGinley, Misty May-Treanor, Jeff Ross and Warren Sapp. Now lets see how well they dance.
Cody Linley and Julianne Hough
“You came out full of confidence - high energy dancing” - all 6s
Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff
“That was a foxtrot on the verge of chaos” - two 5s and a 4
Toni Braxton and Alec Mazo
“I thought that was like we were already in week 5″ - two 7s and an 8
Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke
“You have a great presence on-stage” - another three 6s
Brooke Burke and Derek Hough
“Your body was made to dance… the best dance so far” - two 8s and a 7
Tedd McGinley and Inna Brayer
“Overall, well done… great potential” - all 6s again
Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer
“Hot, hot, hot” - two 8s and a 6
Cloris Leachan and Corky Ballas (yes, father of Mark - last season’s champion dancer)
“You were nothing but grace on the dance floor” - two 6s and a 5 (along with plenty of expletives from Cloris unhappy with her scores)
Jeff Ross and Edyta Sliwinska
“The form was bad, the musicality was off… it just didn’t seem you were having fun” - all 4s
Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas
“I like the interpretation of the song, but it was cold - no emotion between you” - two 6s and a 7
Susan Lucci and Tony Dovoloni
“It was too careful - the chachacha needs a slut” - all 5s
Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerakofsky
“I have never seen someone attack a foxtrot as much as that” - a 6, 7 and 8
Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson
“Big boys can dance!” - all 7s
RESULTS
How many times will Len and Bruno argue?
Surprisingly only during Lance Bass’ performance
Which female star will bare the most skin in Week 1?
definitely Toni Braxton with that little number
Will there be any perfect 10s given out for the first week’s performances?
of course not